★ Veteran-owned·Printed to order in the USA·Free US shipping over $75·Order by Dec 10 for Christmas

206 jokes. 482 things to put them on.

Pick the joke.
Then pick what it goes on.

Every design in the store comes as a tee, a mug, a sweatshirt and a framed poster — sometimes a hat. Funny stuff for funny people. Sarcasm included at no extra charge.

For the office

All office jokes →

Getting older

All of them →

Order-by dates

🦃 Thanksgivingorder by Thu, Nov 12
🖤 Black Friday15% off everything Nov 27–30
🎄 Christmasorder by Thu, Dec 10
🎉 New Year'sorder by Wed, Dec 16

Dating & relationships

All of them →

Or start with the thing

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Veteran-owned business

Owned by a veteran.
Printed in the USA.
One order at a time.

No warehouse of shirts nobody wanted. When you order, your item gets printed, checked and shipped — usually within a week. If the size is wrong or the print isn't right, you talk to the owners, not a bot.

Got a line that belongs on a shirt? Send it. Some of the jokes in this store started as customer requests.

What people say

Sample layout — real reviews from the reviews app go here.
★★★★★

"Bought the 'murder is bad for team morale' mug for my boss. She uses it in every video call now."

Sample review · Office mug
★★★★★

"Shirt came in five days, print is sharp, and my dad actually wore it to the barbecue."

Sample review · Growing Up Is a Scam tee
★★★★☆

"Great quality, runs a touch large. The size chart on the page is accurate — I should have read it."

Sample review · Crewneck sweatshirt

Black Friday, a day early

15% off everything Nov 27–30. Get the link the night before, plus new jokes and holiday order-by dates. No spam, just sarcasm.